It's official.

I am 12.

In addition to:

not being allowed in the living room after midnight on my own
not being trusted to unplug the kettle before going to bed
not being allowed to use the phone
having to ensure I lock myself in when I'm in the house alone
being accompanied when I leave the house
not being able to switch on the oven or the grill without it being checked that the gas isnt too high or that I've turned it on properly

It is apparently 'ridiculous' that someone should not only still be up at 1am on a Friday night but also be engaged in 'all that noisy typing' as well when 'normal' people are asleep.

So basically being told that I should really be in bed.

aarrgghhhh